NEVER WATCH THE DEVIANTART MOVIE.
Posted: Tue May 12, 2026 12:28 am
Hello my name is Nate Higgers, i'm a 30-year old salaryman who just got home from my job at an convenience store in downtown Cobtown. After coming back from what it felt like over Ϫbillion years sitting behind that shitty counter, i started lay down in my couch and thought of a way to relieve myself during my own precious break, so i decided that i should find something to entertain my already tired as hell brain. Jewtube? No. GoyTok? No. Finally, i have decided that i will watch a film so i lift myself out of my couch and went outside to go out to watch one of my favourite classic gems at the cinema. I then entered the Cinema lobby and begin to start looking for any theatres that hosts my favourite classic gems that i could book into, but i was pretty surprised to see that most of the films that i wanted to watch are completely unavailable but except for only one film. The DeviantArt Movie. I walked up to the cinema desk where the only employee working here is present. He looked like an Indian mutt that never showered in decades, and he reeks of local dehli street diarrhea and piss. When i asked him why the other theatres for all the films are completely unavailable expect for one, He spoke in a very ESL accent.
>Hello saar would you like watch Deviantart Movie? it's gooder and gemmier He said.
I can't ask any more questions due to how retarded he sounds and the DeviantArt movie being the only available thing in this cinema while the other theatres are unavailable for some other reason, i had no choice but to pay him 2 shekels to book the movie. I was also about to pay for the food, but the food is made up of cum, shit, braps, and piss, so i ended up keeping the remaining shekels to my pockets and then went to the theatre to watch the DeviantArt Movie.
I sat on the chairs and then started starting at the theatre screen, waiting for the film to play. Before the actual film it started showing intros of companies that are responsible for the production of the film, companies such as Lesotho Entertainment, The Institute for Intelligence and Special Operations, World Economic Forum, and WIX. Once the film actually starts, i was unbelievably horrified and disgusted of what I've witnessed in the screen. It started showing imagery of 'p, braplita diaper gemmies, diaperfur lolicon, obese BBW inflation fetishes, DnB, soitan porn, loud house incest rape porn, underage flayed loudlitas guro, pig nose lolita, AI big titty inflation fetish, space hopper rape, quicksand 'p, constant braps, and all other satanic antimatter. I immediately left the screen to the bathroom while it was playing hours of vantablack deathstones, i started releasing all the sins from my mouth in the toilet after witnessing such disgusting imagery beyond human imagination and then i barged out the door and left the theatre right after. I never went to the cinema since and never ever will go there for good after i am severely traumatized by what i've just experienced to, and i'm will never be able to get it off my head. As of writing this, i am about to troon out by jumping off a bridge as there is truly no way to get the horrible imagery off my head. But Whatever you do, If you see a cinema with a film poster that advertises the DeivantArt Movie. Do not go to that Cinema or ever watch The DeviantArt movie.
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