Rules of being a heccin' tiktok user mayne

[Lorenzo]

1. You VILL call every soyjak you see "heccin' incomprehensible woah jacks".
2. You VILL make everything about politics for some reason.
3. You VILL call everyone who's remotely different than you a heccin' cornball.
4. You VILL post literal fucking porn in comment sections for some reason.
5. You VILL moan and bitch and whine when somebody has a different opinion than you and rant and rave about how Madness Combat or any other SNCA is le good and based o algo. (See rule 3) >But it's heccin chudslahp mayne ok nobody gaf son i'm fuggen crine
6. You VILL post that coaly image of Lawrence if you are into those heccin' incomprehensible woah jacks.
7. You VILL NOT have an original opinion.
8. You VILL have TVRKARYAN hear me outs.
9. You VILL post AI edits of people but fat for some reason. >Son it's for the joke I'm crine
10. You VILL NOT wear your hair without muh heccin' texture powderinos!!!
11. You VILL act like a /pol/tard in comment sections. >Marge only YT Shorts and IG Reels users do that
12. You VILL call everything you see a heccin' Chud even doe you're one yourself.
13. You VILL say racist things about white people with the excuse of being heccin' left-wing.
14. You VILL compare bigoted retards to a butchered version of the Amerimutt. (Wait that's actually kinda keyed)
15. You VILL defend literal fucking EPI for some reason.
16. You VILL call america a joke (evendoe that's kinda true atp) and dickride random european countries. >FUCK YOU OBSESSED FAGGOT
17. You VILL accuse everyone of being a heccin' reddit user to "own the heccin' leftoids/rightoids" o algo.
18. You VILL- ehh fuck it I've run out of ideas for making fun of tiktok users I'm done for now.

[Spagoot]

19. YOU VVIL ALWAYS USE GOODSPEAK (if you do not agree with this than unalive yourself you *****ing *****er)

[Lorenzo]

20. You VILL start rings dedicated to Braplita diaper "gemmies" and spread them around via AI-generated content.