Everything is heccin' evil troonsloperino

[Lorenzo]

Hi guys, my name is R. Eddins. I'm a proud reddit user from Indianapolis. I was born on April 20, 1989, which would make me roughly Ϫ quintillion years old idfk.


But anyways, I'm here to announce that everything, even the things I like, are hecking troonslop. Why, you may ask? Well,

IT JUST IS, OKAY??? GOD, GET OFF MY CASE AND LET ME BE A MISERABLE LITTLE REDDITOR!!!

>But is Hotline Miami an exception?
NO.

>Well what about Animal Crossing?
HECCIN' TROONSLOP.
<Shut the fuck up, Animal Crossing is keyed you obsessed retard.

>Street Fighter?
THAT'S TROONSLOP TOO.

>Uhh... Homestar Runner?
TROONSLOP!!!
<BUT IT'S HECCIN' CHUDSLOP!!! THAT'S THE ANTITHESIS OF HECCIN' TROONSLOP, YOU KNOW!

>Hmm. Well what about Goyblox?
TROONSLOP.
<Yeah tbh I agree with you this time
Well played my friend!

Moral of the story is, EVERYTHING IS HECCIN' TROONSLOP, END OF STORY.

[Guest]